Thursday, August 12, 2010

Make Yourself at Home... Sort of

It seems that when Caterina told me she wanted me to "just relax and have a nice time" that didn’t include playing with her precious “Hair-do Harriet” toy-

...as she has clearly gone to all the trouble of hiding the magic wand from me*!
Just look at this shit -

You know, a DECENT PERSON would have just hidden the entire toy. Only a DEGENERATE SADIST would just hide the part of the toy that makes it work! It's as if she is saying, "Why, yes, yes I do have a Hair-do Harriet, and, no, no you can't play with her!" What a bitch.

          *For anyone considering making the obvious, double entendre "magic wand" joke, just know this: I hate you. 

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